A Way with Grammar

I’d like to spread some humor and a bit of sadness by sharing a few grammar mistakes found on signs, ads, and text. These do not need any explanation, but if you are having trouble figuring out what’s wrong with them, I suggest you attend your child’s English lessons or watch Schoolhouse Rock. Your going to be sorry if you’re English is not good even thou their are plenty of things out they’re for you to do. Literacy and Silence, Baer Necessities Save Save

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Think Before Inking

Tattoos are an extension of our creativity, desires, or tributes. It’s a personal choice to design our bodies with pictures or inspirational words. But sometimes, someone we don’t know and trust— tattoo artist… or tattoo botcher can distort our visions of the perfect tattoo. If you’re considering inking your body, here are a couple things you should keep in mind. 1)  Make sure your tattoo artist can spell. Spellin’ iz da most impotent thing when it cums to sayins. Have them write it down or make an outline of it on your body so all they have to do is …

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Spank You Very Much!

The foibles of promoting can hurt an unknown author. Let’s face it, majority of writers dislike promoting and marketing their works. We’d much rather write than shout out In the past, I’ve wanted to help other authors promote their works. Not only did it expose my own publishing imprint and writings, I also enjoyed learning about other authors. After doing a few promotional projects, such as First/Opening Lines of Fiction Novels, There’s a Silver Lining Out There, Author Interviews, and a Pay It Forward (from my old blog), I find myself wary of doing any more other than author interviews. …

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What Makes Writers Scream

Question: Are you still writing? Answer: Nope. I stopped when the circus came to town. They needed a roadie so I figured why not. I could use the experience in case I don’t become a NYT Bestselling Author, I receive an eviction notice, or I’m eating out of restaurant garbage bins. The skills will open the doors for me to work as a courier for some pompous law firm. Because, hey, writing is just a hobby and it’s important to prepare for the future instead of wasting my time on such silly notions. Question: What do you write about? Answer: …

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12 Days of a Wretched Christmas

On the First day of Christmas The bastard sent to me, A Burial Plot near the entrance On the Second day of Christmas The bastard sent to me, Two Chia Shreks And a Burial Plot near the entrance On the Third day of Christmas The bastard sent to me, Three Ugly Sweaters Two Chia Shreks And a Burial Plot near the entrance On the Fourth day of Christmas The bastard sent to me, Four Shitten Mittens Three Ugly Sweaters Two Chia Shreks And a Burial Plot near the entrance On the Fifth day of Christmas The bastard sent to me, …

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